Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
I'm going to curl up in the fetal position for a while.
A few quick points before I cower and wimper in the corner...
How'd you like to be the cops who had to retrieve "evidence"?
If there was ever an excuse to hit a woman this certainly qualifies.
What does the rehab from such horror entail? Are there exercises?
Did this guy have to get his own nads back? How do you approach your wife on that one?