Waxing nostalgic, video game style

I just found a site with screen caps of some of the most influential and coolest video games ever. Almost makes ya teary with bright eyed rememberences of the days of yore. I remember fondly treking to the arcade and dumping rolls of quarters into Commando, Techmo Bowl, and Karate King. Thank God for Madden and Halo. And for you Diablo junkies the third installment of the most successful computer game ever should be released in the fall.

Testicle Teusday...Oh, I'm back

You're probably asking yourselves, "Wheredafuck Shrub been at?" I refer you to the next post.

You're also probably asking, "Where's the theme? How come this chick gets a beloved Testicle Tuesday to herself?"

Simple, Jessica Alba is that hot. She exudes hotness, hotness is secreted by her pores. She is a delightful and nubile little tart who deserves the spotlight of Testicle Tuesday.

Sorry kids...

I just did a ten day stint in the hospital. Needless to say had I not had a running supply of dilotted I would have gone nuts, what with mostly hideous looking nurses and shitty TV.

I was inspired by my stay to construct a list of things I’d rather endure than staying in the hospital.

I’d rather circumcise myself with a chainsaw than stay in the hospital.

I’d rather receive an enema of molten lead.

I’d rather eat out a Bassett hound.

I’d rather spend ten years in a Turkish prison.

I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

I’d rather discuss literature with Anna Nicole Smith.

I’d rather pound nails with my forehead.

I’d rather lick the floor of a movie theater.

I’d rather cut my pubic hair with torch.

I’d rather visit a proctologist named Dr. Hook.