You've got to be kidding me

Seems an enterprising law maker in New Mexico wants to tax video games and televisions to reduce childhood obesity.

In other news the United States Congress has announced a plan to reduce illiteracy by mandating Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan attend community college.

Another plan was introduced to curb the national debt; Congress will seize the proceeds from the sale of Amy Whinehouse and Lohan's drug paraphernalia.

A highway beautification bill was introduced wherein Hillary Clinton will not be allowed to ride in a convertable with the top down.

Testicle Tuesday...Descent into hotness

As an unabashed fan of horror movies I gleefully await new homages to carnage on the silver screen. It's one of my vices, especially if there is an all female cast. So when The Descent ushered in a new concept of ass kicking hotties spelunking in a Hell's Cauldronesque cave repleet with demonic hordes bbent on canibalistic festivities I became giddy with anticipation. So here is my tribute to the cast of The Descent.

Shauna McDonald

Natalie Mendoza

Nora-Jane Noone

Saskia Mulder & MyAnna Buring

Alex Reid

Testicle Tuesday...foursome from heaven

I've never wanted to be a piece of cotton adorned with a Coca-Cola label so badly in my life...thank you Carrie Underwood.

Amy Dumas, aka Lita, was the best and only reason to watch the WWE circa 2000.

I defy you to find a more hypnotic pair of green eyes than those possessed by the gorgeous Amanda Peet.

She's tall, athletic, and goofy. A near perfect symbiosis of hotness and personality. Hello Cameron Diaz.