So, the king of pop gets busted for using the ladies room?
Now he wants to buy property in the Middle East?
The walking freak show known as Michael Jackson just keeps on rollin'.
I give the over/under about six months before the United Arab Emirates deport or jail Jacko's pasty butt. Either that or they'll put Jackson's likeness on their currency.
The moving blues
I’m just now getting settled from moving into a new house and let me tell you these damn boxes aren’t getting unpacked until spring. I once read somewhere that on a psychological trauma scale of 1-100 moving rates about 95. When I originally read this article I scoffed at what I envisioned that those surveyed and the shrinks writing this tripe were a bunch of anal retentive weenies who were deathly afraid of change…hehehehe…not anymore. Those guys were sooo right. Here’s my list of things I’d rather do than subject myself to the horror of having to fold up the old tent flaps and relocate.
I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than move again.
I’d rather juggle chain saws than move again.
I’d rather see a proctologist named Dr. Hook than move again.
I’ll let Jehovah’s witnesses in before moving again.
I’d rather get circumcised with a chainsaw than move again.
A molten lead enema would be preferable to moving again.
I’d rather spend an evening with my ex-girlfriend than move again…oh how I hate her.
I’d rather surf the River Styx than move again.
I’d rather attend a mime convention than move again.
I’ll let Terrell Owens workout in my driveway before I’ll pack and move again.
I’d rather watch Gigli all day, every day for a week than move again.
I’d rather see the Back Street Boys and N’SYNC do a reunion tour than move again.
I’d rather listen to Fran Drescher and Arnold Schwarzenegger play Romeo and Juliet than move again.
Anna Nicole Smith will do linear algebra before I move again.
Drew Rosenhaus will study the canon of ethics before I move again.
I’d rather have George Bush as president for another four years than move again…wait a tick, I may have to rethink this one.
I’d rather receive an acupuncture treatment with a crossbow than move again.
I’d rather let a pregnant yak give birth on my bed than move again.
I’ll let Rosie O’Donnell sit on my face before I’ll move again.
I’d rather perform oral sex on a basset hound than move again.
I’d rather slam my head in a sliding glass door than move again.
I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than move again.
I’d rather juggle chain saws than move again.
I’d rather see a proctologist named Dr. Hook than move again.
I’ll let Jehovah’s witnesses in before moving again.
I’d rather get circumcised with a chainsaw than move again.
A molten lead enema would be preferable to moving again.
I’d rather spend an evening with my ex-girlfriend than move again…oh how I hate her.
I’d rather surf the River Styx than move again.
I’d rather attend a mime convention than move again.
I’ll let Terrell Owens workout in my driveway before I’ll pack and move again.
I’d rather watch Gigli all day, every day for a week than move again.
I’d rather see the Back Street Boys and N’SYNC do a reunion tour than move again.
I’d rather listen to Fran Drescher and Arnold Schwarzenegger play Romeo and Juliet than move again.
Anna Nicole Smith will do linear algebra before I move again.
Drew Rosenhaus will study the canon of ethics before I move again.
I’d rather have George Bush as president for another four years than move again…wait a tick, I may have to rethink this one.
I’d rather receive an acupuncture treatment with a crossbow than move again.
I’d rather let a pregnant yak give birth on my bed than move again.
I’ll let Rosie O’Donnell sit on my face before I’ll move again.
I’d rather perform oral sex on a basset hound than move again.
I’d rather slam my head in a sliding glass door than move again.
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